These thieves will need air conditioning where they are going

The Akron, Ohio Alliance Fellowship Church hardly had an occasion to use its brand new $3,500 air conditioning unit when it was stolen, reports the Association of Mature American Citizens [AMAC]. The police were called in to find the perpetrators but Pastor Gus Brown may be hoping that the thieves will repent and return it and he posted a notice on the church bulletin board in front of the church. It reads in large letters, "Whoever stole our AC Unit: Keep it. It’s hot where you’re going."